Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Wild Witch

A black and red Roblox UGC Stetson hat known for its exclusivity among UGC collectors. It has a Catalog ID of 12117118458, and was released by the group "Kings".

Guy 1: "how do i get the wild witch dag nabbit"

Guy 2: "pay jer 507,495,000 dollars for it"

Guy 1: "Fuck this Shit"

by p97 August 26, 2023

Witch burning

When someone puts a paper bag of burning human feces on the doorstep of a female’s residence that has performed sexual actions with another man while in a romantic relationship with another person.

Brent: “Becky cheated on you bro?”
Aaron: “Yeah, we’re witch burning that hoe tonight.”

by Strawtoes June 22, 2018

Moon Witch

When you get your period because you hung out with another girl who had hers

Sonia: ISH did you just moon witch me?
Ish: Oooops, yeah im on my period

by Ishishark January 27, 2022

Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.

Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’

by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020

Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020