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shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.
Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.
by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011
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Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.
Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."
by c-pop June 17, 2008
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Backwards Push

As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.

To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.
"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"

"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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Backward dater

A dating situation where you have sex with the other person first and then go on dates, dinner, drinks,movies,
Dont go out with John, he is a backward dater.
by warped_asylum_junkie March 7, 2011
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Bakwaasiyat

A slang term used to express a statement, situation, attempted joke or circumstance as being inherently nonsensical and completely rotten.

Derived from the hindi/punjabi slang word, bakwaas.

Used mainly in the North Indian states of Punjab, Haryana and the National Capital Region (Delhi).
1. This song gives you a feeling of absolute bakwaasiyat.

2. There is a limit to your bakwaasiyat, my friend. Shut up!
by @TheEchonomist [Twitter] January 2, 2012
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Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster
by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012
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