Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

tagging the Bathroom

Similar to how dogs tag a tree or fire hydrant....

in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.

That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!

by the class clown April 8, 2013

Batrachophobia

Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.

Dude i cant go to the pond, i have batrachophobia

by Haley HollywoodTM August 26, 2008

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

bater

One who Masturbates, Short for Masturbation.

Ron is a constant bater.

by some guy November 18, 2002

bathroom

A placer where you take a shit, Pee, Vomit, jerk off, and all that shit

Oh shit Im Horny let me take some lube and this porn mag

I gotta take a shit, can you say bathroom.

Shit dude, don't pee on the bush go to the bathroom

Shit dude you drank a 5th of Vodka, ima vomit, let me go to the bathroom

by AC December 21, 2003