Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

by Senile Macboy June 13, 2018

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

bastardhole

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.

"Look, I didn't touch your minging girlfriend's tits you fucking Bastardhole!"

by The Dee September 16, 2005

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014