barren

Women not able to produce children or female animals not able to produce young animals.

Nur Sabrina Joe adopted a sprog when she learned that she was a barren bitch.

by Jackie7826 September 14, 2006

Baroned

The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.

Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

by Girls who've been Baroned March 9, 2009

Baronen (Baronus-søticus)

Cute Norwegian kid. You can recognize him by his huge hair and abnormal height. Can usually be found having sex with one or multiple boys/men. At this point his sexual orientation is unknown. Has a passion for make up and videogames.

10:04:36 * Baronen nusser Lokke på truten

by Nabbe (Nabbus-hahajegersågladidegbebbecus) November 28, 2004

barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.

John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.

by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010

Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Barmonies

Harmony vocals performed by two or more people in a bar. Typically but not necessarily slightly out of tune and performed loudly to the accompaniment of the jukebox.

"Sweet barmonies last night dude!"

by Kris P Kreme August 12, 2012

barrow island

A minimum security prison where inmates are forced to build a natural gas processing plant. Unlike similar prisons such as Alcatraz you cannot see the mainland. Also the source of the term "Barrowdise" this term, of course, is used ironically with a sprinkling of sarcasm. What also makes this island special is the willingness to complete the same jobs unnecessarily multiple times and to lay off workers and re hire them a week later. Oh and there are some animals and it's a nature reserve or something.

Bro so you are saying you can only have 4 midstrength beers and go to the gym on Barrow Island? Yeah man "it is what it is."

by Theodore von Lichtenstein July 20, 2016