Backwards Twinkie

As opposed to the real "Twinkie" (an asian that acts white) a backwards twinkie is white and is a complete asian poser.

-often frowned upon by white people due to the fact that he/she acts asian

Bob- OMG this guy is such a Backwards Twinkie... all his profile pictures ever have been pokemon.
Fred- IKR and all he does is talk to asians
Bob- what a loser

by TIGER BLOOD and Adonis DNA March 28, 2011

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.

“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”

by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021

magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

by Lump sum September 1, 2009

Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti

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by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019

I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011