Burrito-ing 

Cuddling in one big Blanket with someone like a big burrito

We should start burrito-ing

Burrito-ing by nailicis August 7, 2018

Burrito cat 

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

Burrito cat by Crosonte October 17, 2018

Burrito Squeegee 

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

Burrito Squeegee by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Burrito Supreme 

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody

I had a good burrito supreme last night

Burrito Supreme by Wowygary October 8, 2019

burrito man 

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

burrito man by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Burrito Fest 

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

Burrito Fest by The man bro December 5, 2020

Burrito stomach 

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

Burrito stomach by Davemarrow March 12, 2021