person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. the most hottest, finest, cutest, bestest guy in the world. when people see him walk past, they stare. he's tall, and has a deep voice, and will look you straight in the eye for a solid 5 seconds. he has colored hair, and is an absolute god.
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
Get the brandonmug. Brandon is a kind hearted and loving person,although sometimes he can come off as a complete ass.Brandon’s can tend to be narcissistic or come off as such when really they are kind hearted and soft.He is funny,smart and good looking .You can often find Brandon ignoring his significant other or playing video games.Besides his tendencies to neglect his significant other he is basically the definition of perfect .Brandon’s tend to have amazing hair and nicely shaped eyebrows.Brandon’s have beautiful brown eyes and an amazing personality .They are a breeze to love and well worth your time
Brandon is amazing
by Alexia1289 June 24, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. by Suck my duck March 13, 2020
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Get the brandonmug. Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.
by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
by baby h October 20, 2008
Get the brandonmug.