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bottom-joust 

The two (or more) participants bend over with their bottoms facing inwards, they then run together and their bottoms collide. Generally there are no winners although sometimes extra rules are added depending on the game situation. e.g. whoever falls over first loses
I bottom-jousted with my friend earlier today.

A stranger beat me at bottom-jousting on my way to work.
bottom-joust by bigscrobbler April 29, 2006

bottom hombre 

Bottom hombre (Noun; adj). Deriving from the word 'hombre', commonly pertaining to 'dude' or 'man'.

Adding 'bottom' as a prefix to hombre implies that the person is quite an unsavoury or malicious character - the lowest of the low.
"I was out with Barry and the Heath Park Dongers the other night - they were playing this very queer game called balltig --- I tell you, Terry, those guys are serious bottom hombres."

"I was roller-blading through the park the other day when I caught a guy exposing himself to a tramp - what a bottom hombre. Good job that tramp's blind."

"My mate, Mick, is a serious social retard. I know he's balding, but if he wasn't such a bottom hombre when he's drunk, he would surely be able to get a girl to fidget with his manhood."

Bottom Bleaching 

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
Bottom Bleaching by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

bottom-fisher 

A person that is inclined toward the act of analingus. Commonly used in association with boys - and girls - that derive extreme pleasure and uncontained excitement from tossing salad. Also known to be used in reference to certain individuals that come down with Hepatitis of the A complex or oral herpes.
Did you see that girls ass?? Hell, I would become a full-time bottom-fisher if she was my girl.

Tony, did you hear that Ralphie came down with a case of the Hep-A. I am not surprised, he is a notorious bottom-fisher.

bottom-fisher by Sausy Jack July 24, 2008

bottom blasting 

The act of fingering someone in the anus
When having sex with Russell, bottom blasting is Josephine's favourite act of foreplay.
bottom blasting by A1derb0mb November 7, 2013

bottom of the pussy hole 

This refers to the cervix in a woman's vagina. The cervix is located at the back of the vagina, hence the "bottom of the pussy hole". Men with a long enough penis can bump into the cervix during sex.

Generally, hitting the bottom of the pussy hole is painful for women, while others find it that it feels good. Most women report that stimulation of the cervix during intercourse is very painful and results in a sensation similar to being kicked in the stomach.
Jennifer told all of her girlfriends she wanted to fuck a nigga with a big dick during spring break. She found her mandingo in Cabo. Back in her hotel room he thrust his meat into her like a madman! Quickly she went from yelling YES to OMG OUCH as soon as he hit the bottom of the pussy hole.

Lesson of this story:

What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
About three inches.