barse

A compound word of bollocks or balls and arse. Which is handy 'cos that's where it is as well.

See also wordGooch/word

"Damn it! I wish I hadn't cut my finger-nails so short, I can't get a decent purchase to scratch my barse!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

oh shit bars

The handlebars inside the car you grab when scary shit goes on.

AKA - What you grab when you drive with Brandie.

Brandie's gonna try to drift in her bug, grab your oh shit bars.

by Alley L October 16, 2008

Bad news bears

describes something negative. derived from the children's book series "the berenstein bears", one of the books was called "bad news bears." mostly used by hipsters and anyone who grew up reading those books.

"it's raining out today, that's bad news bears"

by Colleen June 13, 2004

attracting bears

when a girl is on her period...

I heard that she attracts bears

by Mikegels July 16, 2005

Ten Bears

Instead of being ten men, you are ten bears which means you have the attributes of ten bears symbolising how hard you actually are!

Watch out shagger, that guy who is Ten Bears is coming over!

by philio_spesh_4 June 24, 2009

Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

barstronomy

Setting up a telescope or other astronomical equipment for stargazing at a pub or tavern, involving equipment simple enough for moderately inebriated patrons to operate themselves. Originated at a tavern in Columbus, OH in 2011, by "Duke Skygawker", a central Ohio amateur astronomer.

Let's head down to Woodland's Tavern for some Barstronomy and beverages!

by Duke Skygawker April 18, 2011