dirty bertram

The act of cutting a fleshlight out of you dog or cats ass and using it on your best friend

Chad: Dude did you see that Daniel went to jail yesterday?
Brad: Yea dude i heard that he did a Dirty Bertram on Mike

by Mastersex123 September 27, 2022

Besthave

a word to describe the feeling of expecting something promptly

Man:Hey Nikita! I got that nut that you wanted busted.
Nikita: Besthave!

Man: Bitch is you crazy? I told you that i besthave that bevarage promptly at 4.63 am

Man: You besthave be gettin' a roller for your pants to get dem lints off

by Besthave September 30, 2007

bertrand

an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.

OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?

by Shorty747 February 16, 2008

bethan

mullet haired gorrilla

bethan jones

by =->_isme May 7, 2003

Bethan

Bethan is a name given to the slash relationship between Ben Romans and Ethan Mentzer, both of whom are members of a power-pop band, The Click Five.

OMFG, Ben was totally checking out Ethan throughout the show, Bethan is so obvious!

by xGrey April 13, 2008

Bethan

Any annoying incect

I've been bitten by so many Bethans

by WAGGY MAN June 11, 2018

berth

Where something was first orginated.. or giving berth...

where does this store make berth?

by Spence August 24, 2004