Bendtnertainment

An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.

Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''

Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''

Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''

by Ashlar March 13, 2010

bendy wendy

A Bendy Wendy, is a name someone would call a person who has not got a completely straight penis.

Example;
1.Stuart penis is like a bendy Wendy

2.His penis was like a bendy Wendy

by Gary Welsh February 16, 2018

Banana Bender

Banana benders, people from Queensland, Australia, they are called this as Queensland produces over 90% of Australia's Bananas.

P1:Where are you from?
P2:Queensland
P1: You a Banana Bender?
P2:Yeah

by Ashling Hill July 19, 2012

Friender Bender

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.

Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!

by Friender_99 June 24, 2012

Benderpalooza

When a number of bad hockey players are on the ice at one time.

person one: want to go to stick and puck?

person two: no, not today, its gunna be benderpalooza out there

by Briceps November 2, 2008

bendelacreme

(or Dela) A beautiful and talented drag queen that was voted miss congeniality of season 6 of Rupauls drag race. She is known for her visual similarity with judge Michelle visage, outstanding performance of Dame Maggie Smith of the snatch game and for saying things such as "We originated the language!" and "Libations flavoured with citrus, can you imagine such a thing?!" , And her Beautiful burlesque-ish looks on the main stage. She is known as one of the most controversial queens on the show after sparking online outrage after her elimination to Darienne Lake.

Bendelacreme should have won season 6 , Dela is the best queen of all

by Exersize is fancy for torture August 15, 2016

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

by Telephony August 26, 2014