by Spoony_P June 21, 2017
Get the beamed back mug.A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
Get the eye-beam mug.Ejaculating into a vagina and then proceeding to perform oral on said hole until point of ejaculation when you proceed to shove their face into their vagina
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Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.
Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!
by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012
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