by maggithebagel April 15, 2021
When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns
by Dingdongdingdongdingdong May 20, 2023
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
by IS THAT REAL February 04, 2021
1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)
by MC Ahern January 27, 2012
by Bag ol tiddies October 22, 2018
A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
by Stephan422 June 10, 2014
A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 06, 2021