Assaholic

When a person has a tendency to act like an ass or shmuckass

It could either be a constant thing like a personality trait or just a sudden outburst/tantrum

"Brandon you sure as hell are acting like an assaholic by constantly wanting to contradict me"

by KDiggidyDiaz June 7, 2016

asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.

Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.

by Scottokelley March 30, 2017

Seesaw Asshat

at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.

did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!

by durty dawg July 15, 2009

Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

by Quickbrother July 25, 2019

asshelmet

1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.

1) She gave me an ass helmet!
2) DAMN! She gave me an ass helmet!

by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005

asshead

The form of having two ass cheeks on your head and having an asshole in between or someone who just looks entirely horrific.

wow louie your such an asshead.

by cen one July 23, 2003

asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.

Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina

by misinterpreter January 23, 2007