ASSHOLE

The definition of ASSHOLE is TYLER JERMAINE SHIPPY

Hahahahaha I got food and you don’t Keely I’m such an asshole

by Laytwofake April 11, 2020

Asshole

Someone who is insensitive and mean

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by Mehmeef November 26, 2017

Asshole

See Casper

A total dick somehow

Oh my god, your being a total Asshole

by 420babygirl;) February 8, 2020

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Asshole

A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.

Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013

asshole

Someone that won’t let you publish your Urban Dictionary definition because they think you and your words are bullshit.

I wrote definitions for Emily Skinner and Cody Bellinger, but some assholes rejected it!

by ftamicrosoft13 July 28, 2019