Asshole

Someone who would rather speak the truth. Won't beat around the bush and stay straight with you.

Joe:yo bro how do I look in this shirt?

James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .

Joe: asshole

by CoinThat September 21, 2016

Asshole

Someone who is insensitive and mean

Mom, why are you such an asshole you monkey ape maggot penis

by Mehmeef November 26, 2017

asshole

the second best part of the female body (the first is the vagina or pussy) it’s her turd cutter, her ballon knot, her brown eye. some are big and loose, some are small and tight, (i prefer tight). don’t be discouraged to lick a girls asshole. sure it’s where their shit comes out, but it doesn’t matter as long as they washed it. besides, some people are into eating shit.

Guy 1: “Hey man guess what I did last night?”
Guy 2: “What’d you do bro?”
Guy 1: “I ate Ashley’s asshole!”
Guy 2: “Oh nice man! How was it?”
Guy 1: “It was amazing!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

asshole

A type of person that treats you with little or no respect for your place a part of the human race.

My neighbor is such an asshole.

by Carly Ford June 2, 2016

asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013

Asshole

Someone who is a lazy fat useless motherfucker with no real work ethic.

Scott Russo is a fucking asshole

by goth66653 June 5, 2016