Fall Asleep Trick

The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.

Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.

by neezy aka elno January 27, 2009

Asleep at the wheel

When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.

I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.

by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021

aslosh

Adjective describing the condition of a vessel that is full (usually to overflowing) from the root verb "to slosh".

The glass was aslosh with beer.

by Doctor Paulos May 4, 2010

aslhey

Is a very funny and stupid girl that always tries to fight bitches but then she relized that they are her friends

Also she is the best ship ver with sidney dunk and finn wolfhard

Aslhey should be engaged to Sidney Dunkor Finn Wolfhard

by VodkaAsh June 21, 2020

Aslan's On The Move

When you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself needing to go to the toilet for a number 2, such as when suffering from diarrhea.

"Gotta run to the toilet again, Aslan's on the move!"

"Quick, where's the toilet? Aslan's on the move!"

by syrafex August 21, 2008

Aslan

Refering to the film The Lion The Witch and The wardrobe. Can be used to describe someone who is unattractive.

1 - Look at her.
2 - She's a bit of an aslan
3 - How do you mean?
4 - Face of a lion, hair of a witch and body of a wardrobe

by tonykovm6 February 25, 2010

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020