Soon™ is a funny way to say something will happen in the future, but it might take a long time or never happen at all. (Basically never)
by ampere102 January 22, 2025
Get the Soon™mug. Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023
Get the catch up soonmug. by large_gaping_vaginal_canal March 21, 2023
Get the Soonmug. What troye sivan says when he is going to release an album in the next year or in the next decade
(He doesent mean it when he says soon)
(He doesent mean it when he says soon)
by anonymoussivan November 28, 2017
Get the Soonmug. Used by Lana Del Rey to piss off her stans and to imply that she has no clue when somethings going to come out.
by Ldr85 October 22, 2020
Get the Soonmug. a word used to describe never gonna happen. the lucifer fandom is fed the word “soon” but soon seems the be never. NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHEN THEY SAY SOON.
by mazecoochie February 24, 2021
Get the soonmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur Back TO THe sunflower Deed, DO Not Worry, ALl Individuals Will SOon see<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur Back TO THe sunflower Deed, DO Not Worry, ALl Individuals Will SOon see<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur Back TO THe sunflower Deed, DO Not Worry, ALl Individuals Will SOon see<.7.9.7.6.>mug.