A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
Get the Arizonamug. when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
Get the arizona carpet bombermug. An aesthetic that is particularly reminiscent of the stretchy, sandy, desertous terrain, and long, dry roads, and sparse gas stations of Arizona. Think "The Long Drive" or especially "Road 96".
Gamer: "The Arizona aesthetic in this game is great. I love the car models."
Gamer 2: "I agree, really like the sound design of the trucks going by."
Gamer 2: "I agree, really like the sound design of the trucks going by."
by .Zuren June 23, 2023
Get the arizona aestheticmug. Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.
by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024
Get the Arizona Saddlebagsmug. by anonymous December 16, 2020
Get the arizona breakfastmug. by Reanna/queen December 8, 2020
Get the Safford Arizonamug. The girl at your gym who is fit but not in a flattering or feminine way; she has a face that shows a lot of mileage and is past her prime overall. She loves selfies and may have a child or two out of wedlock.
Hey, Kirk, you know that arizona bustdown who always wears hot pants in the weight room? She requested to follow me on Instagram.
by salole5 December 13, 2015
Get the arizona bustdownmug.