Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again

Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now

by Hloff October 6, 2021

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person 2: what

by stoppostingaboutBALLER April 19, 2024

SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder

People who start looking forward to the next weather season about halfway through the current season. In the winter they can’t wait until it’s warm and in the summer they can’t wait to wear boots and coats.

Every year it’s the same thing, about halfway through winter Anne is looking forward to the next season.Then it’s the same in summer. It’s either too hot or too cold. Yeah, it’s SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder.

by sprtagt March 22, 2025

About to give birth to the antichrist

When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.

Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)

”Fuck! I feel like I'm about to give birth to the antichrist!"

by Cynical Man March 14, 2026