Alyssa

a hoe...

Guy 1: damn she fucked the whole football team
Guy 3: yeah, she must be an Alyssa

by urmumisahoe December 10, 2016

Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

Alyssa

Alyssa is a Filipino/Mexican girl, who loves to run. She has dark curly hair and a perfect face. She is funny and beautiful, she cares way too much for her own good. Nobody she has an interest in is good enough for her. She is usually positive, but sometimes life gets her down. She is very sensitive and emotional, but never tries to show it. She will always stand up for herself, and others. She’s outgoing and the most amazing person and friend. She will always be there for you and will always comfort you when you are feeling down.

Girl 1: OMG I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER!!

Girl 2: Let me guess, her name is Alyssa?

Girl 1: YES!

Girl 2: Yeah, Alyssa is the best. Never lose her, EVER!

by alyssa’sBSF November 18, 2018

Alyssa

Me

Guy one " who dat?"
Alyssa "are you talking about me?"
Guy two "nah he not."

by Alyssa😜69 November 29, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is the best person ever. She is as cool as a frozen cucumber. She's also like super super super hot at the same time. Lol, how ironic, she's hot an cold at the same time hahahahaha.

Guy 1- Wow! Alyssa is so hot!!!!

Guy 2- Yeh bro! She is also really cool aye!!!!

by Alyssaiscoolbro January 15, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very insecure person she doesn’t like herself but loves this one boy. She falls head over heels in love with this one boy that she loves very much! Alyssa doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have things in her life but she soon will.

Boy: Alyssa is so beautiful

Alyssa: I’m so ugly....
Boy: (walks to Alyssa) will you go out with me?
Alyssa: YES!!!!
1 month later...
Boy: This isn’t working out sorry
Alyssa: Oh ok.....

by Łöśēr¡ January 16, 2019

Alyssa

A person that has an obsession with
Squidward
Peach Iced Tea
Her Phone

KERMIT

Dam Alyssa are you really still in love with KERMittttt

by cgvlhjjnk August 28, 2018