Alyssa 

they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.

"OMG....that looks like a clown..."
"YUP thats DEFINITELY AN ALYSSA"

Alyssa by STOPCAPPIN November 4, 2019

Alyssa 

She is the best she is so pretty and sweet and is so honest with her mind and she is my everything/boo/ride or die/ wifey/my love/my main I love her 😍 if u see this love u boo

Alyssa is my love

Alyssa by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 10, 2019

Alyssa 

Hoe

Alyssa rly a hoe

Alyssa by Pussey Pounder 5000 June 13, 2020

alyssa 

cringe

alysas: wwo i am so crineg

everyone: yea

alyssa cringe

alyssa by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

Alyssa 

The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.

Hey there is Alyssa cheating again!

Alyssa by John Salchichón June 26, 2021

alyssa 

very sweet girl, very good at making friends. beautiful, caring and never leaves your side, doesnt like fake people or girls named madison also dates boys that are short like her but cute

alyssa is so so so cool and sweet how could any one not like her

alyssa by wifnrirnsid May 15, 2017

Alyssa 

usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.

man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances

Alyssa by ur mom at ur moms house July 18, 2019