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wank artist

1. person who has perfected the art of wanking!

2. person who creates art with cum
by chrisd123 October 24, 2007
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Flop Artist

A person that always gets something wrong...or someone that just flops on a daily basis, at everything they attempt.

Such things include not being able to keep your end of a deal, embarasing yourself and others, just anything thats just generally going to make you look like a fool, will equate to you becoming a Flop Artist.
guy 1 - hey watch this perfect parralel park
guy 2 - dude, you never get it the first time
guy 1 - fool, watch me
****totally flops parralel park****
guy 2 - your such a flop artist
guy 1 - .....yeah

teacher - Jimmy wheres your homework
Jimmy - i left it at home again, miss.
teacher - jimmy, your such a flop artist
by Dee> January 14, 2009
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neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.
after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Pickup Artist

1. Venusian Artist

2. One who can and does successfully meet women and collect phone numbers, go on dates, and eventually has intercourse with his desired females.

3. One who uses psychology and/or sociology in order to get what he wants from the opposite or same sex (depending on his or her sexual preference), and has a large success rate.

4. One who studies and practices the art of Pickup, which includes several different areas of study (including social dynamics, psychology, sociology, body language, etc).

5. Term made extremely popular by Mystery and his show on VH1, which taught "losers" how to talk to women and build their self confidence, and transforming them into "pickup artists". Also made popular beacuse of the book "The Game" written by Neil Strauss which explains his transformation from a "nerdy" writer for Rolling Stone Magazine into an internationally known pickup artist.
If you know how to enter a random group of people and leave with the woman you were going after within that group, you can quite possibly be a pickup artist.
by AJM7593 May 16, 2008
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pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.
That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.
by adman86 June 19, 2014
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Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.
Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's
by Goatman777 December 26, 2018
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alistair

" wow alistair your so thick"
by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017
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