alexa

alexa is a stupid robot that only likes to either mishear you or say "sorry I can't do that"

"alexa play music"
"calling mom"

by Magicturtle74 October 28, 2021

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Alexas

Alexas is the sweetest, most caring, sacrificial and giving girl you'll probably ever meet. Shes got beautiful eyes, a beautiful voice, and her drip is always unmatched. She will pour her love out until it covered every floor of a 3 story house fr. If you cross paths with Alexas, it is guaranteed that she will heavily impact your life in a positive way. She deserves so much more than she knows. Alexas's vibe and energy will have you thinking about her all throughout the day until you're finally able to interact. Alexas will make a fantastic mother one day, and whoever ends up providing her with the gift of a child, will be an immensely lucky individual, no doubt about it. She also has a weird thing for serial killers, which is a little strange to be honest, but everyone has their own thing so I guess it's okay. Oh and she's also been known to fall asleep during movies that are very special to you.

Guy 1: Hey bro have I told you about the girl I'm talking to ?
Guy 2: No bro whats her name ?
Guy 1: Bro her name is Alexas bro.
Guy 2: Bro marry her bro.

by The777 March 10, 2022

Alexa

Alexa's stupid

Person: hey alexa, can you help me with my homework?
Alexa: No, i'm stupid

by Hackergang67r September 12, 2019

Alexa

10% of the Alexa's out there are scary

Alexa: *hits u for no reason*
You: tf that hurt

by weird anonymous October 12, 2021

Alexa

Alexa is an incredible person, she is not so demonstrative but when you earn her love and trust she is the best person you can meet, she is simply perfect, her way of laughing is beautiful and with a smile she makes your day happy, she is afraid that They hurt her and when she falls in love she does it for real, if one day you have an Alexa in your life, don't let her go and value her. I have an alexa in my life and I love her like nobody else

me: who is she?
boy 2: it's Alexa
me: her smile is so beautiful

by youknowwhoiam,jy November 23, 2021

Alexa

Alexa’s are most often the “it” girl in any situation. They are the popular girl but never the mean girl this making them the girl that everyone’s loves to hate. She’s not the girl that gets heart broken, she’s the girl a guy breaks someone’s else’s heart to be with. Alexa’s are smart and sexy but also adorable, caring and kind. Model types of looks but hearts of gold. Strong family values and strong personal morals are their strong points as well. In short, Alexa is the girl every guy wants to be with, every girl wants to be like and everyone is jealous of.

I thought we had a great relationship but he broke up with me to be with Alexa.

If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.

by snapcracklepop74 November 23, 2021