Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011

strawberry alarm clock

when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.

I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock

by a11mikea11 January 6, 2011

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

mexican alarm clock

To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.

Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011