Shah Ahmed

A boy who come across as quite unusual and very nautoristic, usually comes under very black and has African/Bengali heritage.

Hey man, did you see that Shah Ahmed over there, I don’t want to acknowledge his presence.

by Raheems a pussy January 3, 2019

Ahmed

An annoying friend. Plays some sports but is not very athletic. If your a guy you have no idea about his relationships with girls. Likes small talk, but is interesting to talk to when he is not annoying you.

Man, your such an Ahmed.

by A dude lmao June 6, 2018

ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw

person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts

by definetly not mist August 27, 2022

Ahmed

A dude who cannot think straight but is determined in a way that auuuuuugh

ahmed funny

by Abdaleleleleleleleleleelellfun May 10, 2022

Mr Ahmed

He will violate you for absolutely anything you do. If you have him for science you will not learn anything but at least the lessons are funny

suck ur mum- mr ahmed

by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022

Rayyan Ahmed

Rayyan Ahmed was once a famous professor who had a wife back in the 2000s. His wife was madly in love with him but he was more focused on his lab work. He always put her aside till her later death in 2015. He is famous for his speech on women and their importance.

Do you know that women speaker whose wife died?
Rayyan Ahmed?
Yes that's the one.

by Ariaaaaaaaar November 22, 2022

HALEEMA AND AHMED

They are a perfect and happy couple who enjoy time together, value each other, and maintain a strong bond. No couple is truly perfect, but Ahmed and Haleema become their own version of a perfect couple. They build trust with each other and develop healthy communication habits. MASHALLAH SO CUTE!!! 100% HALAL CERTIFIED

person 1: Hey, look at that couple over there they are perfect for each other
person 2: That must be Haleema and Ahmed

by Mufti Menk Ismail Menk September 30, 2022