Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.

Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.

by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019

Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...

by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew

If you have this name either you are a jerk or 5ft ‘2 grown man from drinking too much caffeine during his lifetime. Also a fun guy to play with during the sunlight and has a kind heart. But this guy can be slick with lies or just pretty chill...

Dude 1: Do we have a 6th grade kid as our dorm roommate?

Dude 2: Nah he’s Andrew, just a pretty chill yet small guy. I wonder if he’s able to reach the freezer though...

by GayDudeLord64209 April 23, 2020

Andrew

A guy that got his girl stolen by a guy named nigga jeffery

Andrew a bitch

by Brando November 30, 2017

Andrew

gay ass dude that will fuck any male he sees. also very horny and loves to stick his penis into pillows. looks like a condom.

eww andrew stop fucking that pillow!

by rowleek cnnaw October 27, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a boy(usually) who likes to be with the boys. Normal a person named Andrew loves to play xbox and usually ends up screaming at the TV calling people charcoal. Andrews are very insecure deep down and has to go back to an ex for security. Andrews are very loud and outgoing but still reserved and funny. Andrews do not pull much ladies but always will talk to them.

“Look, it’s an Andrew”

by Mysterio007 July 14, 2020

Andrew

Andrew is an idiot. He is very stupid and always poops himself. He is a dumb liar and treats his friends and gf like crap.

Andrew is so dumb.

by flashynasty May 10, 2020