wood tick

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.

Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.

by sidelock October 24, 2004

Elijah Wood

Young, incredibly talented American actor with big beautiful blue eyes. Primarily made famous as Frodo in The Lord of the Rings, but has done a whole load of movies. Happy, energetic, humble, crazy about music. Smokes like a chimney. All around great guy. O yeah, and real sexy too.

....and Elijah Wood!

by Carolina May 13, 2005

graining on that wood

1.Grinding on a man
2. Sucking a dick very hard, like wood

Beyoncé's song "drunk in love"

Grainin on that wood, graining graining on that wood

by Mr. SexYmAn January 28, 2014

holy wood

A priest's hard-on, a boner

Last Sunday, Father Johnson performed an entire mass with a holy wood.

by yoi April 23, 2007

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

Piece of Wood

An individual who messed up so badly on something they could only be one thing... a piece of wood.

Steve you just broke my TV. You're such a piece of wood.

by GETMEOUTOFTHISTOWN March 7, 2015

Smokin Wood

The act of smoking a non-superior strain of marijuana.

If guy/girl rolled up some cheap marijuana and smoked it, he/she would be "smokin wood".

by Kornybun June 15, 2009