Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021
Get the Walking Abortionmug. A freestyle move in DDR where you face the bar, grip it with both hands and walk up the screen. This is frowned upon as it can damage the machine.
by HeavyD2 December 31, 2008
Get the matrix walkmug. When you try to have discreet sex with a member of your friend group, but all the homies know what's really up.
"Hey, I saw you two were really hitting it off at the party last night. Did you two go on an Anton walk?
by Philip Mike Hunt November 17, 2018
Get the Anton Walkmug. A seemingly easy opponent and game that should have been won by the favorite team, but was a trap game and therefore won by the underdog. A “cake walk” (easy win for the favorite) gone wrong.
Dwight (big steelers fan): “this game against the Bengals is a keg walk!”
Friend: “what is a ‘keg walk?’”
Dwight: it’s a “cake walk.” Steelers will crush them.
— Steelers lose to the lowly Bengals —
Friend: “that will forever be known as a ‘keg walk’”
Friend: “what is a ‘keg walk?’”
Dwight: it’s a “cake walk.” Steelers will crush them.
— Steelers lose to the lowly Bengals —
Friend: “that will forever be known as a ‘keg walk’”
by DaveA1981 December 21, 2020
Get the Keg walkmug. A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.
by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014
Get the walking cigarmug. by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
Get the walking bonermug. Being off a mix of script drugs (such as percs, lean, and xanax) and stumbling but remaining upright. Similar to a “Mud Walk”
by Supersoundcloud June 8, 2021
Get the Voodoo Walkmug.