Gym turtle

A gym turtle is one of those big guys who can probably lift 200lbs, usually bald... although some of them try to disguise themselves by letting their hair grow a bit, but you can still tell they are turtles because they wear their shells in the front, right below their chest and above their waist instead of having it in the back like a normal turtle, most of them are proud of their shells because it helps them lift more weight instead of working on their abs. even though they look menacing, most of them are friendly, but it's always good to be cautious around them.

J: hey dude, look at that gym turtle over there bench pressing 300lbs.
S: yeah, i know, good thing he has his shell or else he would get a hernia.
J: yeah, that shell sure comes in handy.

by volcomstonev2 November 12, 2010

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Gym Tang

1) The stench one eminates after working out at the gym

2) Hot bitches at the gym

Did you see that gym tang running on the treadmill...I'd like to stick it to that.

by MasterStylee June 4, 2009

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Gym Whammer

A person who constantly talk about the gym, posts muscular selfies half naked, and looks down an anyone smaller than them

Ste stop talking about your gains, you're such a gym whammer

by MrRampage September 27, 2015

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gym wanker

a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual

b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous

Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker

by Fuh-Keface69 December 1, 2011

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