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Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.
Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker
by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023
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Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.
Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”
by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024
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sock blocker

a person who who stops 2 or more people from a physical fight.
The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.
During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1
by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
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Cock-blocker

A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.
Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!
by canadiannick April 25, 2015
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Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.
I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker
by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012
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SMOKE BLOCKER

someone who buys smokes for a hot ass female so that she won't have show her tits or any other part of her anatomy for smokes anymore
Daddy (smoke blocker) bought these for you so that you don't have to be objectified by those guys anymore.
by ihitthat2 July 31, 2009
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