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Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.
"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.
by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019
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Dirty Squid

The art of flirting with other women over the internet even though you are engaged.
Damn... that guy is being a real Dirty Squid!
by LightningWizard June 11, 2019
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squid stamp

While it is very similar to the male version of the "tea bag", this action is a little more intense, it requires leaving the stampee's forehead coated with a film of vaginal juices, using a stamping effect.
"How would you like a squid stamp?!" "Are you into squid stamping?" "Go ahead, I'll trade you a tea bag for a squid stamp!"
by dA, dA, dA October 7, 2007
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squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.
Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?
by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016
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parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.
Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.
by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016
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The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.
Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.
by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013
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Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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