Lukeing

To go into someones house and to eat ALL OF THEIR FOOD, in certain cases the "Luker" will use force to take over your house.

I went home yesterday and found my friend Luke Lukeing.

by Oles K January 17, 2008

Luke

A man who lacks integrity and emotional insight. Luke tends to look down on other people and does not take responsibility for his wrongdoing. He constantly thinks the other is at faut always. He presents himself as holier than thou and will reject anything that contradicts this. He is not a humble man and has poor character.

There goes another Luke, a man without integrity.

by Fbjfdgjk June 2, 2018

Luke

An obese boy who fucks his stomach rolls

Is that a whale or is that Luke

by Fat boi Luke March 6, 2018

luke

One who has mental issues; bipolar disorder. Also, a chronic liar and one that makes up idiotic stories because one thinks it will impress other ones, but ones know that the "luke" is lying. Literal psycho-path.

Did you just see that guy throw that x-box controller at his girlfriend?

Yeah, he's such a freaking Luke.

by peanut brittle October 11, 2008

Luke

A person who is refferd to as a mushroom.

Jenny - That dude a proper Luke!

by Sammmmmm32148451 October 5, 2007

luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.

Ergh, that guy was such a Luke last night...

by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008

Luke

Backstabbing price of shit. You will put up with his bullshut for 9 years and then he'll stab you in the fucking back

Guy 1: Wow that guys such a douchebag
Guy 2: Yeah, I bet he's a Lukebackstabber
*Luke walks over* Hi, im luke, hey let me fart on you cause that's funny

by Buzz lighttyear May 7, 2018