That's Jake

Meaning: That's dead, Over with, That's bullshit

Guy 1: "Ima go beat this guy's ass, he was talking shit."
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.

by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020

jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009

Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔

Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅

by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jake

Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool

girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018