clock grip

To make quik money in bulk.

Im about to clock grip tonight son.

by I am the great white July 11, 2014

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.

by chjali July 20, 2007

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

roach grip

The roach grip is when one is smoking either a joint or a bluntand the roach has become too small to hold normally so you take your middle finger and your thumb instead of your index finger and thumb and make it so the roach is facing towards the palm of your hand. The roach grip allows you to smoke more of the joint/blunt in your hand(which in my opinion is more enjoyable) instead of in a bowl or roachinator.

Jit: Dude the joints so small I can't hit it.
Stoner: Bro use the roach grip.

by JBader420 March 12, 2011

thigh grips

thigh grips is when you lock your balls together when playing the tummy sticks game, the sweatier the balls the better the thighs will stick as the sweat runs down your thighs from your balls and tummy sticks.

we were playing tummy sticks and ended up with thigh grips.

by baebae1239072 December 2, 2022

Parry Grip

An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs and also known as Devin Townsend.

Devin Townsend is also known to reside in Daly City, CA but was originally from Canada.

Parry Grip=Devin Townsend

by Neon Pegasus December 6, 2018