get cancer

What you say to complete fucking retards.
After all, this is the internet, who gets offended by this shit?

Kyle: I just fucked your mom.
John: lmao get cancer retard

by Aidan "Certified Hacker" Nigga September 25, 2015

cancer in california

A material that is labeled as causing cancer in the state of California only.

Guy #1: Why does this epoxy say that it contains a chemical known to cause cancer in California?

Guy #2: Because only Californians would try to smoke it!

by Alfie The Horndog June 18, 2008

Breast Cancer

Breast cancer happens when cells in the breast begin to grow out of control and can then invade nearby tissues or spread throughout the body. Large collections of this out of control tissue are called tumors. However, some tumors are not really cancer because they cannot spread or threaten someone's life. These are called benign tumors. The tumors that can spread throughout the body or invade nearby tissues are considered cancer and are called malignant tumors. Theoretically, any of the types of tissue in the breast can form a cancer, but usually it comes from either the ducts or the glands. Because it may take months to years for a tumor to get large enough to feel in the breast, we screen for tumors with mammograms, which can sometimes see disease before we can feel it.

Breast Cancer Womens In America.

by Abiy April 9, 2006

gay cancer

An early name for AIDS due to the lesions of Kaposi's Sarcoma that often characterized the disease.

Gene: You know, I have that gay cancer... and now you might have it too.
Roberto: ...

by ppooop January 10, 2009

Ass cancer

Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.

Ass cancer stages:

Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days

Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus

Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.

Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.

by Evil Exit August 29, 2010

eye cancer

1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.

Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.

by radiumbreath August 13, 2009

Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014