September 8th 2009 

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late

person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again

September 8th 2009 by Jacksonbootytickler June 29, 2022

October 8th 

National Group pissing day, a fun day out for all the lads. All you need to participate are some pistachios and fries. You piss on it then eat it. Last to throw up is the winner of the remaining fries and pistachios!

Gerald: “Boys it’s October 8th, yunno what that means!?”
Bill: “I have an anal appointment?”
Gerald: “no it’s national group pissing day!”

October 8th by WeeLankyMan October 6, 2019

october 8th national girls say yes day 

all girls have to say yes no matter the question!

dude:i like u wanna go out ?
girl:yes

october 8th national girls say yes day

october 8th national girls say yes day by karennk October 7, 2021

April 8th, 2014 

The worst day of 2014: Windows XP finally became obsolete, and its support officially ended.
Rest In Peace Windows XP. You were the best operating system ever. I'll still use you in my VM's...

Guy 1: What's this about Windows XP support ending on April 8th, 2014?
Guy 2: Dude, Windows XP is dying.
Guy 1: RIP Windows XP

April 8th, 2014 by T1G3RCH3 February 15, 2018

Delran 8th grade Dance? 

Will you go to the 8th grade dance with me, mallory?

“mallory, lets go to the Delran 8th grade dance?”

Delran 8th grade Dance? by horny nemo October 7, 2019

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

February 8th by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

November 8th 

National Kick Isabella Day
A day where you get to kick Isabella because shes mean

"Hey Isabella, it's November 8th. You know what that means!"

November 8th by Boubah November 6, 2019