35

Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke:

Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7.

Man #1: What were those numbers all about?
Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized.
When I say 1, I unzip the zipper.
When I say 2, I take my dick out.
When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin.
When I say 4, I piss.
When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear.
And when I say 7, I zip the zipper.

But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!!

Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting.

by Manneboy December 17, 2008

Xbox 359.9

An Xbox 360 core system. Core system is missing most of what an Xbox 360 original system has, like chrome finish and wirless controller. It also doesn't have HD. Who cares though.....it can fuck up a Wii.

Wii owner: Guess what??? I have a Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xbox 359.9 or Xbox 360 owner: Fuck you

by phuckr December 20, 2006

Respect 35

Means to do the speed limit and follow traffic laws on I-35 in Austin, Texas, but could also be through Dallas and other large cities in Texas that 35 runs through. Cops give a lot of tickets on I-35 in Austin, and do car searches once they have you pulled over.

Friend: "U best respect 35"
You: "I'm only doin 10 over"
Cop: "May I see your license and insurance? You got a ticket for speeding, now get out tha car n let me search that shyt!"
Friend: "I told you to respect 35"

by Chelle_254_281 March 2, 2011

80/35

An amazing music festival located in Des Moines, Iowa. It was created by the one and only Amedeo Rossi. The festival has a bit of everything, for example, indie, rock, alternative, and they're even trying to incorporate more hip hop as well. They have two free stages and then a big stage that the headliners play on. There is also a V.I.P section that you can be a part of if you pay for it. The V.I.P section comes with meals for both 2 days. The catering last year was provided by Fusion catering by Shaun O'leary. Attire for 80/35: anything. Be your self and show off your amazingly funky and fabulous clothes, everyone does! Because this is Des Moines, hell yes! Raygun t-shirt reference haha! 80/35 has in past years has featured artists and bands such as: Flaming Lips, David Byrne and St. Vincent, Wu Tang Clan, Leslie and the Lies, Death Cab for Cutie, The Avett Brothers, Dinosaur Jr., Leftover Salmon, and many more amazing bands. At 80/35 you will be sure to find an artist you like (and you might find some you don't like) because a big part of the festival is about discovering new music as a community. At 80/35 you will not have to worry about food because there are food stands and for some shopping lovers there are also little stores that set up a tent with their amazing creations. 80/35 is incredible and anyone reading this needs to go to this festival in DES MOINES, IA! It is in the summer and they have a website people!

80/35 is the best festival ever!

by Swimdiverun May 13, 2014

34 + 35

34 + 35 = 69
(30 + 30 = 60)
(4 + 5 = 9)
(60 + 9)
haha. very funny. (nope-)

Person A: What's 34 + 35?-
Person B: *Laughing*
Person C: Ariana Grande song.
Person B: D-Do the math!-
Person A: ...
Person A: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE-

by Mushroom, Baby! October 18, 2021

I-35

An interstate highway system in the US which runs north and south starting from Laredo, Texas and then goes up and ends at Duluth, Minnesota.

Homeless Jimmy: Yo Samuel my man, wanna move our place to the side of the road of I-35 instead of by this dumpster?

Homeless Samuel: Sounds good mate.

by EyorEugh September 14, 2016

Site-35

A Roblox SCP game created by MiniToon with the strangest community ever; also is known as S35

"Bro, have you played Site-35?"
"Oh. That game, it's something."

by Hokorrii November 12, 2021