Con Boots

Short for construction boots; usually Timberlands or rip off Timb's.

Ya Mutha: Yo, check out my new con boots
Ya Fatha: Nice, how much you pay for dem?

by Nipple Clamps March 1, 2006

booty con

anything you tell her that gets him da booty

i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!

by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008

petit con

boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced

Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.

by Marla Beer January 22, 2004

Bros and Cons

A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.

Bro #1: Yo man, have you listened to the latest Bros and Cons?

Bro #2: Yeah, that shit is funny!

by Man About Town March 5, 2013

con-boner

As the opposite of pro-boner, con-boner can mean uncool, stupid, lame, ect.

"Dude this party is so con-boner"
"You are so con-boner"

by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

nea-con

Stands for neanderthall conservative. Aperently someone so archaeic and far to the right that they have the political ideology of a caveman.

What kind of nea-con thinks that stim cell research is bad?

by Jensim April 28, 2009

con div

A sick, handsome, gnarly dude who can rock many styles and is good at everything he does, he has many talents of many sorts. Con Divs typically have 5 ft schlongs as well

Dude you're such a Con Div

by Con Div January 16, 2017