by Nipple Clamps February 23, 2006
i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!
by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008
boy who spend all his time on the internet making up imaginary sex terms which he's never experienced
Matt's a true petit con - he's never even gotten to second base, but he talks a lot of smack on-line.
by Marla Beer January 22, 2004
Stands for neanderthall conservative. Aperently someone so archaeic and far to the right that they have the political ideology of a caveman.
by Jensim April 28, 2009
A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.
by Man About Town March 05, 2013
by Roxas/Misa August 11, 2009
Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"
Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"
Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"
by D.Vin March 18, 2007