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after school snack

A nice way of saying ass. After School Snack-ASS
I was staring at her after school snack. It looked delicious.
by LOLURAGIANTGAYYY June 15, 2018
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After by Anna Todd

A book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds seem to love. Also written by Anna Todd, who doesn't care about the perfect cupcake she is hurting.

Directioners are enraged by this book, and its "movie deal."

We are completely okay with this book being on WattPad, but it being a book and a "movie"?! That is ridiculous! It is a book that 12 year olds read and is considered the 50 Shades of Grey of fanfiction. With Tessa, the main character, being in an abusive relationship with Harry "Hardin," this is making a cupcake angel look like a complete asshole!!

People who don't see how abusive and horrifying After is need to revaluate their lives because:

A) the book is not 'written well,' there are a lot of mistakes
B) the book is romanticizing an abusive relationship!
and C) Anna Todd is just in it for the money, If she really cares about One Direction and was a fan she wouldn't be hurting them like this with After!

Not to mention people are wanting a relationship like Hessa (Harry and Tessa) and that not even a thing ANYONE needs to say!
1D fan: After by Anna Todd is a book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds love for some reason!
After Stan: No its not its about love and changing for someone!!!11
1D Fan: No, it's a book glorifying abusive relationships.
After Stan: HARDIN AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
1D Fan: YES IM JEALOUS OF A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WRITING HER FANTASIES WITH HARRY AND IS MAKING MONEY BY PUTTING HARRY AS THE ABUSER IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE IS IN FACT THE MOST HARMLESS HUMAN BEING EVER! Yes I'm totally jealous.
After Stan: SEE I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU TO SAY IT #HESSA4EVER
by LouisEstParfait January 19, 2015
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after douche

when a person (usu a male named darren craig) is such a commits such douchery that the term 'douchebag' is no longer accurate, he is graduated to the after douche
Did you hear about what Darren did? I cant believe it! He is such an after douche!!
by lilbichygrl October 20, 2008
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after-boobs

The condition where after viewing copius amounts of cleavage that all you can see and think about is boobs.
I'm sorry for staring at your breasts, I've played a lot of Soul Caliber 4 and I'm suffering from after-boobs.
by notonyourradar October 20, 2008
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After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.
Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.
by Psyguy January 8, 2006
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After Jerky

The guys at your favourite bar who come in after work with their suits and ties, going for their "after workies" drinks
"oh great, it must be 5:15pm because here come all the after jerkys". "sorry i took so long with the drinks, that after jerky over there was boring the bar girl with his stock tips"
by spacestation October 30, 2009
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A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"
Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club
by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008
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