The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016
Get the Susman Sammymug. Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020
Get the Slobbering Sammymug. sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
by imagine being named kate sexy May 7, 2020
Get the sammy boimug. Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!
by punxrockmusic March 1, 2009
Get the Sammy-Sammmug. by _sammy_ November 15, 2017
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Get the angry sammymug. by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020
Get the Sammie Addictmug.