Mongolian Roulette

A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.

The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.

by Bighead64 October 6, 2018

Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.

I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.

by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018

Mongolian winter

A period of an unseasonably cold spring, similar to an Indian Summer.

Snowing in April? We are having a Mongolian winter

by jonjonson28 March 8, 2023

Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.

Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!

by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011