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cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.
That redneck is such a cousin cooter
by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017
mugGet the cousin cootermug.

cooter smoocher

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!
by alacadocious March 13, 2010
mugGet the cooter smoochermug.

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
by weyus July 26, 2018
mugGet the cooter haulin'mug.

Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
mugGet the Cooter Killermug.

Cooter gouda

"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Cooter goudamug.

cooter cooler

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016
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