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pumpkin tart

Arrogant and/or obnoxiously preppy renewable finance professional with little to no social skills. Most commonly early to late twenties, poor attitude, and generally unwholesome demeanor.
I think its trash that this pumpkin tart is asking me so many detailed questions while I am trying to ride around in this truck fixing these solar panels.
by Roger McGovern May 13, 2022
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Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits
damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!
by woodddd June 17, 2008
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
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shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away
That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home
by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021
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Randy Tart

by 2horny4you November 11, 2019
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Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around
"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"
by BR!@N August 1, 2008
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