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what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.
I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)
by Shawn B. October 11, 2003
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I want you

I want you!

Means: you want to have gay sex with a horse.
by Fitzka1 July 28, 2019
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my baby wants

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy
"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"
by miss hatt December 9, 2008
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Merry Men of Want

6 legends from Coventry that tour the UK. John, Tom, Luke, Joe (Tisier), Matty, Steve
Merry men la la la
Merry men la la la
Merry men of want!!!
by codnchips December 15, 2008
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A televistion show cut from NBC that rewarded cash for answering multiple-choice questions correctly. After answering 15 correct questions the contestant, won one million dollars. The show got old after about a month and it is forever remembered as "That Other Stupid Show with Regis Philbin."
Who wants to be a millionare used to be a good show, but now it sucks.
by snorgle October 19, 2003
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Who wants chowder?

A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*

Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
by Mikkebak January 2, 2022
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where you want it?

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
by Droolguy April 4, 2017
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