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Potato

Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap
Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!
by Thunderr0903 February 14, 2024
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Yashed Potato

Potato with a mashed up 'Yash'
by ISellDucksAtTesco February 15, 2024
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mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."
by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024
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Potato

Something you put in the chat when you don't know how to get the words out.
Sorry, I'm not sure what to say. Image of potato
by iconicspartan February 22, 2024
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Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.
A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
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by funny cube guy February 26, 2024
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