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cunt bunting

The girl-girl equivalent of cock blocking.
"Do you need me to cunt bunt for you?" Sonja asked Winfield, as he described the aggressive sexual attention from another woman at the party.
by Sonja B August 15, 2005
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gay cunt

A vagina that likes vaginas.

From: Cunt - meaning a vagina.
And: Gay - meaning homosexual.
Man, that is one gay cunt.
by Electr0Fi June 10, 2011
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Cunt Junk

When a male enters a vagina for the first time, it is very pleasant, unless the female has Cunt Junk. When the male enters the female's vagina and encounters Cunt Junk, he should immediately withdraw. There is no way of knowing what is in there. Females can use a wide array of items to incite pleasure in themselves. When one of these items becomes lodged inside, it then belongs to the cunt and is known as Cunt Junk. If this particular female is very sexy, one may try to douche the item out. DO NOT TRY TO DISLODGE ITEM IF IT IS UNCLEAR WHAT THE ITEM IS!!! If it does not douche out, immediately seek medical attention.
Clark: WHAT IS THIS CUNT JUNK JANE?!?!?!
(Superman then rips her in half)
by Andrew A. & Zach P. August 18, 2006
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cunt

when a female (blondes)cant understand normal thinking!
by sukit industries February 24, 2010
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shit cunt

Shit cunt is a vulgar, derogatory term utilised mainly by people of a certain origin (ahem) whom have no respect for others. The term shit cunt taken literally does not make any sense at all, for the word shit has several meanings: faeces, damn, jack, bullshit, etc. and the word cunt means: obscene terms for female genitals, a bitch or tired and fatigued (cunted). Combine the two: shit cunt = faeces female genitals = faeces a bitch = damn a females genitals = wtfux???

Most of the time, the people who use the words often don't know the actual meaning themselves but use it anyway understanding the fact that the words are used to describe a person or situation in a bad way. e.g: "ur a fukn shit cunt"
There are also other ridiculous definitions within this site describing it literally but in the sense of having sexual intercourse, as well as somehow integrating homosexuality into the words definition.
It is usually, but no always, used by malignant, stupid, self righteous, piously self-assured and smugly moralistic people lacking brain material. However, uncommonly, it is used by people mocking or imitating those whom use "shit cunt" or just plain foul-mouthed people.

Example of an idiot using "shit cunt":

1)"Fukn ya ura fukn shit cunt bra"

2)"Get in 'ere ya cunt"

3)"Fukn cunts dese dayss brraa"

4)"I wazz down at centrelink bra and dese fukn shit cunts cuma long and fukn 'ell, SMashed the dickhead"

5)"YA SHIT CUNT BRA!!"

6)"ahahaha ya shit ya cunt!!"

Needn't say no more.

Although examples 2 and 3 do not use the words "shit cunt" it does however, relate to the idiots who use it.
by ImSureYoullAgreeWithMe June 5, 2009
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cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
by Madame Mame March 23, 2011
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Mish-Cunt

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt
My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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