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angry hispanic mom

RUN!!!!!
SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM
by meep3004 January 17, 2018
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your moms cow

A generic phrase to be used when an unwanted person attempts to join into a conversation
Sierra: so what are you guys talking about?
Sophia: Your moms cow
by TheConnorG February 14, 2017
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Soccer Mom

"She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness."

Soccer Moms are the epitome of a good mother. They treat their children as their gold and diamonds. But today, these good mothers are scorned. Other women view motherhood as oppression of male domination. Thus, they fight for their rights. Amid this, they discard the unwanted burden (children) through abortion and neglect. This is killing society.

Soccer Moms should be treasured. They raise their children with moral education and never spare them a penny to use it for their "self-indulgent necessities."
"That Soccer Mom trains up a child in the way he should go. If I had a mother like that, I would have stayed on the straight and narrow."

"That Soccer Mom tickles my fancy."

"Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms need some love."

"Sydney Leroux is a Soccer Mom. She plays soccer and she's a mom."
by JBMiller October 1, 2018
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your mom is gay

This is so bad u will be sent to hell if u say it
John: your dad is a fag
Bill:your mom is gay
Then a hole caves in and sends them to hell
by Borough699 May 18, 2018
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AOL mom talk

To talk on AOL instant Messenger using proper punctuation and using smileys and explanation points. Also vivid verbs help.
Steve: hi mike wanna chill?
Mom: This is actually Michael's mother! LOL
Steve: is mike home sorry?
Mom: LOL! Why would you not like to hang out with me? I know I am being a little far fetched!
Steve:this is such AOL mom talk(signed off)
by Earl Harris Jr January 22, 2009
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slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?
my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!
by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008
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