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Coil one down

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.
Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.
by JLMW September 4, 2011
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one and three sevenths

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.
May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.
by Lexrcal March 15, 2021
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one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
by Strikeout October 23, 2012
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lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
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one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.
"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."
by alupinthat April 3, 2010
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doing one more

1. the alarm blares. you want just one more hour of sleep. you do one more.

2. you get out of class and have some homework to do before your next class, which is in 30 minutes. you do twenty-eight more.

3. you take a nap at 3pm for no reason. your friends want you to get up to grab some dinner at 6pm. you tell them you'll be right out. then you do 3 more.
"Yo Starr! Can you just do the Work Cited?"
"Sure! I'm just going to do one more, then go pumpkin picking, then do 5 more, then I'll start"

"Yo Doc! Time to get up!"
"Nooooo! Please! Just one more! PLEASE!"
"He's doing one more."
by Andrew SON! December 9, 2007
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fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017
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