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Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.
Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)
by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017
mugGet the Beanmug.

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.
A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion
by mh3bean October 16, 2013
mugGet the lima bean squirrelmug.

bean-ize

bean-ize
/bēn,īz/

1
Increase content of something with beans.
2

Enhance the Mexican heritage or appearance of someone or something
“That yankee kept trying to get him to bean-ize his chili"
"he hoped he could bean-ize his gringo girlfriend so abuela would accept her"
by Alamoaquaman December 5, 2020
mugGet the bean-izemug.

bean swell

Someone with a big head shaped like a bean
by Beanswell September 21, 2017
mugGet the bean swellmug.

Bean Cloud

Noun- A cloud of masturbation scented air.
Sorry about the smell in here, I think I’ve got a bean cloud lingering around from flicking earlier.

“Dude did you smell her bean cloud?” “Yeah man, she should definitely go to the doctor, that bean cloud STINKS”
by itzdnice September 23, 2020
mugGet the Bean Cloudmug.

Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.
hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me
by Lar1c August 17, 2024
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Bean

A drug addict. From the slang for ecstasy and Xanax. Commonly used in Toronto and the GTA.
I stopped to get coffee before work this morning and this fucking bean was lying on the ground in front of the doors, just staring at the sun.
by KinGorrila January 14, 2021
mugGet the Beanmug.

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